Trailer Link

Release Date:

October 17, 2014

Synopsis:

From IMDb: “Todd Lucas is a naive songwriter from the Midwest. BJ Fairchild is a brash saxophonist from The Valley. Alone, they are pathetic losers. Together, they form the most mediocre R&B duo of the 1980s – Eternity.”

Poster: C

Review: It tries to conjure up fond memories of the utter lunacy that was the ’80’s. It very much looks like something that might have been on a teen heartthrob magazine that was published in that period. That doesn’t make it genuinely appealing, though.

Trailer: F

Review: A godawful mess of a film is put before the audience in what looks like a lame send-up of 1980’s tropes mixed with a Hall and Oates vibe that has neither that duo’s talent or capability. That this wasn’t released direct to home video shows the level of oddness at work in the current marketplace.

Oscar Prospects:

None.

Revisions:

(October 26, 2014) Original