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(October 25, 2015) Original
Release Date:
October 30, 2015
Synopsis:
From IMDb: “Eli McAllister, our eleven-year-old hero, is on a quest. He is also setting out to win The Fiesta Cup, a local bowling tournament. Joining him is his famous fashion designer uncle, Sean McAllister.”
Poster Rating: F
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Review: There’s no sex, death or bowling in this poster, just a putz walking down the street with a faux artistic spray of color across this black-and-sepia monstrosity.
Trailer Rating: D
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Review: Lifetime movies get a bad wrap for being godawful. Some of them are, but a lot aren’t. However, even if you took the worst feature that channel has ever offered, this would still look worse than that. Adrian Grenier looks awful and the film’s cloying narrative screams for the audience to run as far away as it can.
Oscar Prospects:
None.
Trailer #1
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